Krabs either hung up the phone before the customer could finish his order or did not hear him correctly). A confused SpongeBob checks the order, which says that the customer did not ask for a drink (though it is somewhat implied that Mr. The customer is at first excited to get his pizza, but then frowns for a second and asks where is his drink, Diet Dr. Unfortunately, their journey does not pay off very well. With the giant rock, they drive it to the customer's house. However, he quickly changes his mind after SpongeBob runs him over with the rock and he chases after him for a ride out of the desert. Squidward is incredulous at this claim and tries to tell SpongeBob to forget about the pioneers, saying that there are none left because of their unusual habits and traveling methods. Squidward pauses for a moment so that when SpongeBob crashes into Squidward, he tries to grab it, but SpongeBob notices a giant rock that he claims the pioneers drove for miles. They become tired and hungry, so SpongeBob suggests ridiculous things to eat. Squidward goes in the other direction, unaware that they almost found a city. SpongeBob says that moss points towards civilization and that they should go in the direction at which the moss is pointing. Upon landing on solid ground, Squidward panics when he cannot find the road. He then says to hang on to the pizza, which saves their lives after SpongeBob turns it into a parachute. Squidward tells SpongeBob to let go of the pizza until they see a tornado. Later, the pizza box gets caught in the wind.
When SpongeBob tries to get the driver's attention by doing a ridiculous dance in the middle of the road, the driver speeds up and Squidward pushes SpongeBob out of the way so he does not get mowed down.
First, SpongeBob tries a pioneer trick he claims to have seen in a movie where he listens to the ground and hears a truck coming. Throughout the journey, the duo encounters numerous mishaps. This causes the boat to suddenly drive off back to the Krusty Krab, leaving the two stranded and forced to continue their delivery on foot. Squidward complains about the situation and kicks the boat out of frustration after SpongeBob mentions the pizza is getting cold. As expected, SpongeBob panics when he tries to shift the boat into reverse and ends up "backing up" for miles and miles until the boat runs out of gas in the middle of a big desert. He says the customer is around the corner and advises SpongeBob to do what he does in school. However, SpongeBob says that he is still in boating school, but Squidward does not want to drive either. Krabs spontaneously makes a pizza out of Krabby Patties and forces Squidward and SpongeBob to deliver it.Īfter SpongeBob does a vehicle inspection on a boatmobile, Squidward tells him to drive. Squidward protests this by saying that the restaurant does not serve pizza nor do they deliver, but Mr. Krabs happily accepts, knowing he could get extra money. Krabs that he wants to order a pizza and have it delivered, an order Mr. Krabs suddenly appears and snatches the phone from Squidward's hands. Just as he is about to tell the customer the restaurant is closed, Mr. As the episode starts, it is closing time at the Krusty Krab, and Squidward answers a last-minute phone call from a customer.